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We need to dismantle very significant parts of our culture and really re-examine...– - Damon Albarn (via dirtyprettyshambles) EXACTLY!
Oh man, how did I think this was a good idea?
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? OPEN
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? NOPE
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? OUT
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? NOPE
5: Do you like to use post-it notes? YES
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? WE DON'T HAVE THOSE HERE
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? BEAR. AT LEAST I HAVE A CHANCE
8: Do you have freckles? NOPE
9: Do you always smile for pictures? YES
10: What is your biggest pet peeve? SELFISH PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO SELF-ABSORBED
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? SOMETIMES, I DO
12: Have you ever peed in the woods? LOL, IN THE BUSH, WE DON'T HAVE WOODS IN AUSTRALIA
13: What about pooped in the woods? WELL, DUH. CAMPING?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? YEAH, LOL, LIKE A SPAZ
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? NOPE
16: How many people have you slept with this week? NONE. *CRIES*
17: What size is your bed? QUEEN
18: What is your Song of the week? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FALLOUT BY FASTBALL
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? OF COURSE!
20: Do you still watch cartoons? ONLY ON YOUTUBE
21: Whats your least favorite movie? PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING MADE IN THE LAST TEN YEARS
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GOING TO FALL FOR THIS?
23: What do you drink with dinner? WATER
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? BBQ SAUCE
25: What is your favorite food? LAMB ROAST
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? TOO MANY TO MENTION
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? JESUS, THAT WOULD BE 7 YEARS AGO, LOL
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? NOPE
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? OF COURSE.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? ABOUT A MONTH AGO
31: Can you change the oil on a car? OF COURSE, EASY PEASY.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? NOPE
33: Ever ran out of gas? YES
34: Favorite kind of sandwich? HAM
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? BACON, EGGS, TOAST
36: What is your usual bedtime? MIDNIGHT OR 1PM
37: Are you lazy? ONLY WHEN I INDULGE MYSELF
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? DON'T DO THAT IN AUS.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? NEON. lol
40: How many languages can you speak? ONLY ONE
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? NOPE
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? LEGO
43: Are you stubborn? SURE AM
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman? THEY BOTH SUCK
45: Ever watch soap operas? FUCK OFF. BRAIN DEATH.
46: Are you afraid of heights? YEP
47: Do you sing in the car? YES, EVERY DAMN DAY
48: Do you sing in the shower? NOPE
49: Do you dance in the car? UNPOSSIBLE.
50: Ever used a gun? LOL, YEP
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? I HAD JUST BEEN MARRIED.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? NOPE
53: Is Christmas stressful? NOPE
54: Ever eat a pierogi? YES
55: Favorite type of fruit pie? APPLE OR APRICOT
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? VETERINARIAN
57: Do you believe in ghosts? YEP
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? YEP
59: Take a vitamin daily? NOPE
60: Wear slippers? IN WINTER YES. THEY ARE SHAPED LIKE CHICKEN FEET
61: Wear a bath robe? VOMIT. NO.
62: What do you wear to bed? NOTHING. :)
63: First concert? DIRE STRAITS IN 1986
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? KMART
65: Nike or Adidas? NEITHER - BOTH OVERPRICED GARBAGE USING SLAVE LABOUR.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos? CHEETOS
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? SUNFLOWER SEEDS
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? NO BUT I HEAR THEY ARE GOOD. (THAT WAS A JOKE)
69: Ever take dance lessons? YES
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? ACCEDING TO MY EVERY SEXUAL WHIM.
71: Can you curl your tongue? NOPE
72: Ever won a spelling bee? YES
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? YES
74: Own any record albums? HEAPS
75: Own a record player? THREE
76: Regularly burn incense? NOT SO MUCH ANYMORE BUT STILL ON OCCASION
77: Ever been in love? NOPE
78: Who would you like to see in concert? GORILLAZ (AGAIN) OR DAFT PUNK
79: What was the last concert you saw? GORILLAZ
80: Hot tea or cold tea? HATE TEA.
81: Tea or coffee? HATE TEA AND COFFEE
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? WTF???
83: Can you swim well? SUFFICIENTLY
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? YES
85: Are you patient? SOMETIMES
86: DJ or band, at a wedding? BAND
87: Ever won a contest? YEP
88: Ever have plastic surgery? NOPE
89: Which are better black or green olives? BLACK
90: Can you knit or crochet? NOPE
91: Best room for a fireplace? LOUNGE
92: Do you want to get married? NOPE
93: If married, how long have you been married? N/A
94: Who was your HS crush? NEVER HAD ONE
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? NO, I'M NOT TWO YEARS OLD ANY MORE
96: Do you have kids? NOPE
97: Do you want kids? HELL NO
98: Whats your favorite color? TIE DYE
99: Do you miss anyone right now? THE MAN OF MY WET DREAMS.